Little kids tend to do and say silly things while they're still learning what it takes to be a normal human - or at least working their way to adulthood. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." - Chelsea Handler.Every table had an argument going." - George Carlin "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant."When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them." - George Bernard Shaw."Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns.Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat." - Anna Quindlen "In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread.
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." - Ogden Nash.In our house, however, it was 'sorry.'" - Margaret Laurence "In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word."Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space." - Evan Esar."If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion." - Ashleigh Brilliant.When it comes to my extended family, there's nowhere else I'd rather be. We're loud and proud when we get together there's a crowd.Family relations can be complicated, but still, they're ties that can't be separated.Sometimes I think our family tree doesn't branch quite enough.What passes for normality in my family just might defy the laws of gravity.From vanity to insanity, no one knows you better than your family.Will you be elated? That's still to be debated. At a family reunion, you'll meet every human to whom you're related.Family: Our sanity might be debatable, but our bond is unbreakable.There's nothing like a family vacation to make you appreciate a bit of separation.The first few are original sayings, followed by some quotes from comedians, authors and others.
It’s good to be able to laugh at ourselves and our family! Here are some funny family quotes guaranteed to make you laugh, maybe out loud.
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